retail horror
Jan. 27th, 2006 09:17 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jinasphinxLast night at Target, I saw the most frightening thing I have ever seen while shopping: click at your own risk. I can't imagine who would buy this for their house. It was even scarier than the Hello Kitty toilet lid cover. And whoever this person is who buys this stuff, do they decorate the entire bathroom this way? Make it a theme? So you stumble into the bathroom at 6 a.m. bleary-eyed and half-asleep, and brightly colored, googly-eyed cartoon characters jump out at you? That's one way to wake up, but I prefer coffee.
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Date: 2006-01-27 06:13 pm (UTC)Of COURSE he is. That's why he's in the bathroom. He wants to see my willie! It's just fortunate (for me) that he's on the TOP of the toilet seat, so instead he just gets to indulge in his fetish for bathroom noises.
Sheesh. If the crazed far-right religious nuts are going to out someone, they have to out them PROPERLY.
Don't get me started on that scatological pervert Hello Kitty. I mean, you've seen the 'neck massager' right?
*shakes head in sad, sad disbelief*