The One Humvee

[jinasphinx]

My coworker just pointed out this link: The One Humvee. Very entertaining if you're a Tolkien fan and are feeling geeky.

My friends, all this is doable. With a concerted effort, like the top-secret Manhattan Project which created the first atomic bomb (or the trade-secret process which gives us Kentucky Fried Chicken), we here in the Summer Country could easily duplicate all the properties of the One Ring except its size.

The One Truck would shine like gold, turn invisible on a moment's notice, and ooze a steady stream of nicotine and vitamin E and whispered encouragements to mischief.